Another Spin Around the Sun (38 Ways To Get a Great Looking Tan)
The Earth continues to spin around the sun at a ridiculously fast pace, blissfully unaware of the pitiful pleas for pause and patience emanating from its surface. A man begs for more time, only to watch his desperation gradually, unrepentantly disappear into the Great Void. The breakneck momentum of the universe wins again and always and ever. I once believed in the power to control universal momentum; that I could somehow direct it toward my own ends. At this point, I feels as though all I can do is try not to fall as I stumble from point A to situation X, and that I'm almost better off accepting that I have no control whatsoever. Another year in the books. A little less wiser. A lot more confused. The more stumbling and bumbling I do, the less I have figured out. Kudos to those who have all the answers. I still have a ton of questions... Things move so fast. I'm not sure the human brain is built to process the unrelenting tornado of sensory information thrown its wa